I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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