TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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