Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
40s are totally the cure
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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