i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
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You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
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