I want to walk on stilts...naked
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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