Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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