Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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