It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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