no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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