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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?

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(847): View more from Illinois

A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting

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(352): View more from Florida

He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.

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(516): View more from New York

Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.

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(512): View more from Texas

I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there

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(207): View more from Maine

Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........

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(919): View more from North Carolina

You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.

(919): View more from North Carolina

We are taking your truck.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?

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