Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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