So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize
