i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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