Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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