Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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