She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'm always down for nudity.
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