Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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