so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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