I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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