then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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