Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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