I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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