we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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