He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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