her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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