You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
How does one acquire holy water?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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