i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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