it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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