And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I FOUND THE LEGS
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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