I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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