And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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