So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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