Pants 0. Shit 1.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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