Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
