Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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