I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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