Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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