I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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