she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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