So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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