a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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