i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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