my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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