i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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