Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
In America we eat man semen.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize