what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Randomize
