i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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