so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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