If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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