I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
that's an acceptable place to lick
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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