38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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