I CAN MOONWALK!
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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