I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Dick very happy bro
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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