i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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