let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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